Term Paper: Getting Your Term Paper Done in One Hour

Posted on May 6th, 2009 | by      

The Campus Throne has composed a few articles on methods to getting a term paper done. We put our own methods to the test to see exactly how long it would take to write a term paper using our methods.

An heir to the throne (Campus Throne reader) sent us an e-mail saying he was fucked because he had to write a 10-15 page paper on the negative consequences zzzzzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzz snore of globalization in a developing country. That suck ass topic may have been the most boring shit I ever heard in my life. Anyway, we put three of our interns to work and tried to see who could write his paper in the shortest amount of time.

Intern I: 2 hours 11 minutes

Intern II: 1 hour 8 minutes (Winner)

Intern III: 1 hour 31 minutes

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The two losers had to wipe the winners ass for the next week. Just Kidding. Anyway, point of the story is: you can write a 10-15 term paper in about an hour if you follow our system.

  1. Write out your intro and conclusion (requires actual work and thinking)
  2. Paraphrase the body
  3. Beef up your paper
  4. Make this web-site do your bibliography because Works Cited = Bullshit
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